Kevin Smith and Stephen King... an amazing combo?

I would love to see Kevin Smith direct a movie based on Stephen King's story "The Long Walk".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Long_Walk
There's a description of the story from Wikipedia if you're not familiar.

It's a dialogue-heavy book, and considering Smith's first big film "Clerks" was also dialogue-heavy... I thought he'd be a great person to do it. Also, I feel like Smith would 'get' the characters.

It's a great story, and I think it could translate well to a movie, if handled well. It gets into some deep philosophical territory, but also deals with the mundane... also something I think Smith would be great at.

Hilarious T-Shirt idea...

I love the movie Hamlet 2, and I'd love to take a couple of lines from the movie and make a t-shirt. The front would say: [a place name] : where dreams go to die.
And the back would say: Hope is a demon bitch.

The place name could be whatever a person wanted.

I find this hilarious.

(I guess this one is not so much world-changing... haha...)